Jokes for All Seasons: Part One

Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-Jun: “Sino ang walang assignment?”

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na…
REPORTER: Sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: “Di Namin Alam “

Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!”

Boy1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
Boy2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
Boy1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..bastaa pareho po yan walang laman!

TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andre s Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?
STUDENT: Ma’am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday! ?

Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! Wala namang multo eh!
Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina, at iinom lang ako ng tubig…

BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas…..
TINDERO: Wala kame ubas
KINABUKASAN ULIT??
BATA: Mama, pabili nga po ng ubas….
TINDERO: Sinabi na ngang wala e! Pag nagtanong ka pa, iistepler ko na yang bibig mo!

AT KINABUKASAN NA NAMAN ULIT??
BATA: Mama, may stapler kayo?
TINDERO: Wala..
BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas

PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana….. ha?!?!
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo…

Test Your Brain! Teaser # 1

OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS: Gr. 5- 4th Yr.

Prize: +1 point in recitation

QUESTION: What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?

First person to post the correct answer wins!

 

Second Year Play Schedules and Pointers

Heads up Second Year!

Below is our revised schedule of presentations:

II-Obedience

Oct. 24 – no practice (general assembly)

Oct. 25 – Graded Rehearsals

Oct. 26 – Written Mastery Exams (AM), Play Presentation (PM)

II-Honesty

Oct. 24 – Graded Rehearsals

Oct. 25 – Play Presentation

Oct. 26 – Written Mastery Exams

Oct. 27 – Awarding Celebration

Pointers:

For the written exams, make sure to study the following:

– Elements of Drama (powerpoint)

– Madman on the Roof

– New Yorker in Tondo

– The Play Production

– A: 1000 Cranes, B: Who Saved Kichiro?

– Verbals, Participles (Past and Present)

– Conjunctions

Good luck!

Flower Vowels Activity

 

Grade 5!

If you were not able to finish our activity last time, you can do the activity below.

There are four flowers below, each representing a vowel sound that we studied for the second quarter.

Your task is to write sample words for each vowel sound on the petals.

Good luck!